加菲猫经典语录，帮人们快乐的看待一生。英汉版
① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.<br/>钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.<p>② One should love animals. They are so tasty.<br/> 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.</p>
<p>③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<br/> 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.</p>
<p>④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.<br/> 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.</p>
<p>⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.<br/> 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.</p>
<p>⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br/> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.<br/> ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.<br/> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.</p>
<p>⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.<br/> 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).</p>
<p>⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.<br/> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.</p>
<p>⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.<br/> 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.</p>
<p>⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.<br/> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.</p>
<p>⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.<br/> “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.</p>
<p>⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.<br/> 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.<br/>⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?<br/> 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.</p>
<p>⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!<br/> 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.</p>
<p>⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.<br/> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.</p>
<p>⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!<br/> 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!</p>
<p>⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.<br/> 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.</p>
<p>⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.<br/> 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多.</p> <img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2009-5/20095201836073246.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2009-5/200952018361980544.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/> 原来树人喜欢加菲猫阿~ <p>其实加菲很像我的爱猫大花,很胖,小脑袋只希望家里人只爱它一个,其它的猫猫狗狗稍微摸一两下它看见了,晚上就会要蹭你的腿,叫你摸好它一阵.不高兴就面壁,脑袋看着墙呆好长时间,叫它就摇尾巴,也不回头,还老抓老鼠,抓光了就抓麻雀也不吃就摆到家人跟前骗个鱼骨头什麽吃吃....晚上我睡觉的半夜突然被子外传出胡鲁胡鲁的念经声,要你放它钻进来...好可爱的精灵</p> <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>树人treeman</i>在2009-5-22 14:23:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>其实加菲很像我的爱猫大花,很胖,小脑袋只希望家里人只爱它一个,其它的猫猫狗狗稍微摸一两下它看见了,晚上就会要蹭你的腿,叫你摸好它一阵.不高兴就面壁,脑袋看着墙呆好长时间,叫它就摇尾巴,也不回头,还老抓老鼠,抓光了就抓麻雀也不吃就摆到家人跟前骗个鱼骨头什麽吃吃....晚上我睡觉的半夜突然被子外传出胡鲁胡鲁的念经声,要你放它钻进来...好可爱的精灵</p></div>
<p>的确是可爱的精灵</p> Good point . it's so cool 顶，这些话都很经典，很黑色幽默，很喜欢！！
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