① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. , A" T$ j) P" k% R
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 0 O4 G/ B4 d- a: o& H
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ) }- c$ w/ e- _- w ? T+ O
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
7 m( T! V+ @% R5 V1 e8 Q7 W⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
$ n& o0 c6 d; c5 J* A4 i% U5 J⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # q1 T0 L6 v) O: @$ d- f
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ! C9 f, y) |7 g- Y$ z
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
u5 {; t/ s3 `, d; S% Z⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 7 c$ w$ H7 t: @8 B ]) s
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
; Q% f8 n' n4 c/ m: h2 u% W# C' x; b6 n⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. 5 b% j0 ?, A, I1 a7 }( c% ~' N
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. ; i3 K5 u. n. `" ]
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. & \' r: T2 N+ ]3 C
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
9 c. c6 h1 K: m# }⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! " y9 C+ ^/ ~" |+ k( O) O7 F b
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. # Z; x4 B T: Y. u. b
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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