① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
4 E. V6 u$ W* o; {4 a+ }8 [② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
7 {% m2 A& [$ K③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
6 {; U+ X6 R9 N" t④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
6 |, M+ w, u9 }& J$ Z$ m⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
* {7 l, C) g! S⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
0 H) D" E6 r- c0 N* m, W$ V⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). # b: ?3 E, j7 A! F( N" B0 F+ m
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
1 P9 j3 D+ t$ q3 h) e* i7 x, F3 R⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. # P3 m @3 H8 `! ^8 P2 z# N5 h
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ) {+ M6 ?' ?7 {1 b
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
7 O- n6 ]0 |4 W, ` P⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. 2 v& [7 d+ u5 ~& Z& w
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. ; P5 E! d, c& s" e
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
+ x* o+ M' K' Q9 f8 @⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! + N' u0 b; J" v( {
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
@: T b% g" O* _+ o$ ?1 O- a⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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