① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
I7 j$ N8 [% E& p8 j q: J② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 5 j7 G, z$ V* ~. G! y
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 5 }. B4 U( _) T! F8 b+ \! _3 w
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
5 O; `1 e) _- \& ]. d⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
% G2 j2 x7 Y4 W9 u+ g W9 l⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. & i% m0 h8 X( H; d6 N" r$ K; t9 r( `3 q
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
( K; o' s6 \% Q* K/ I/ _⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. # y- ?" l5 o' h
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. * f y; d; K% i V' U
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
! f& e$ {1 U3 ? J# |# |4 D⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. ! e/ d) _. _9 _3 v* M& F# U
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. ( j. e, l" [! `* W. N% [/ z9 H
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
% M) v, H* |) {' ]2 Q# `⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. + i; _2 p' Z; P% S+ B2 B
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
0 C$ J4 s: X% S⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. # m- [+ R& o& F F' k9 J1 G& S
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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