① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
1 ^+ m, T. _$ M( R' I② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. " ^) F) f6 w4 N
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. , O0 X! T8 s4 p3 I: {
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 6 o1 p g! w) _# h L
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
1 n4 b/ U8 K& {0 \/ j⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. " Y9 t: ]' ~4 k4 f- F& b
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). " ^2 t) H( u1 [. |- Q$ L
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. % F/ H% P3 B5 ^' ]
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
. ^: |4 c/ Q" p( y$ g; D⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 8 B+ h3 z6 d4 B v
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
) Q; l; @0 y/ @3 E( m. l4 e D⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. ; m: u) W+ A" c" J
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
: H5 H) T/ c5 i) ?⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. 4 d, o0 @) `/ ]' F" c* U# g' x- ]
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! # }8 }/ N; o7 }+ [) t* ] H
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. , ?& I8 L$ J% d9 ?
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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