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发表于 2009-8-3 04:31:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
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4 P3 K- e* G! @& [The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
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God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-4 11:11:00 | 显示全部楼层
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"& j$ u# |4 N4 @
God: "To me, it's about a minute."+ U0 @) g* X- V( Y0 {. U
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
) o7 d! A" C8 oGod: "To me it's a penny."
. k4 t3 G! q  P9 I! d) x% HThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"
, l) V  U0 h+ R# t' MGod: "Wait a minute."
发表于 2010-6-13 01:21:00 | 显示全部楼层
This is not funny at all. There is neither time and space, nor conception of money in the mind of God. It's only man who always assumes he is smarter than God, which makes himself funny to God.
发表于 2010-9-2 18:19:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2010-9-1 23:00:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2010-9-1 18:13:00 | 显示全部楼层
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