① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
/ G" \4 s% O* z0 ` j7 w② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
n* y% ~3 Y" ?0 G# Y9 y. @/ Q③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
+ M+ [2 R7 X" [8 Y④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
+ `% \( e" E, L7 _: i, r# j5 l2 \⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
( C r8 o' o& i' u: d+ ]1 Y. \⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
0 b: h# n- J) Q' L; b5 T9 A1 ?9 F⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
- V' ]" s) f+ ]6 K" n⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. 6 z, a" Y L" K, ]+ A
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
3 b G( z7 B. f: M1 E: Y s⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
* f; M% U. J( e' p; U⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
( m7 ~; [8 v- W, g* {) ?- D⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. " i( g( f% `. A
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 0 A9 a! Y. ]1 T
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
$ R! W: h, v/ q0 l& k⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! N; Z) d. v! L. Z
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
. o0 b! t! U$ W: @5 D" d9 [& g5 b" o⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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