[原创]回忆儿时总听见的经典语句，挺二的...哈哈
<font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">这些天总回忆小时候的傻事，想起来咯咯直笑，真觉得挺二的，同样的话说给现在的小孩，谁理咱呀？！印象最深的，是下面几句话：</font><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br/></font><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">1）、“天儿都擦黑了，还出去玩？！<font class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF">小心‘拍花的’把你拍走！”</font></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF"> </font></font><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">“</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">天儿都擦黑了，还出去玩？！<font class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF">小心‘夜猫子’把你叼走！”</font></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"> 反应：“啊？~~~</font><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">妈妈我害怕...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">”</span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br/></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br/></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">2）、<font class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF">“又玩火！看你晚上尿炕啊！”</font></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"> 反应：“</font><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">~~</font><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">切！</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">上次就没尿....”</span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br/></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">3）、“再哭？！<font class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF">再哭把你扔垃圾站去！你就是从那儿捡回来的，</font>再哭就 不要你了！”</font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"> 反应：“</font><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">~~ </font><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">咦？m们同学好像都是从垃圾站捡来的？！”</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><br/></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><br/></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">4）、“快谢谢三姨！<font class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF">妈妈给你攒着压岁钱，长大娶媳妇儿用</font>！”</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "> 反应：“我以后要去好多媳妇儿...</span><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">！”</font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br/></font></div><div><br/></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">5）、“在外边不许乱吃东西啊！<font class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000FF">吃坏了肚里长虫子！</font>”</font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"> 反应：“</font><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5">不会吧？！我刚吃完63号院的枣...</font>[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">”</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><br/></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"> 还有很多啊，这都是上小学一二年级的事儿了，再长大一些，说什么也就那么回事儿了，谁还不知道谁呀？吓唬m们？！切！哈哈~~</font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; "><br/></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" size="5"><br/></font></div></div>[此贴子已经被作者于2011-4-29 10:58:39编辑过] <p>瞎蛾子来了闭嘴 否则哑巴</p>
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