[转帖]中国简史!!绝对简
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">盘古说：我开；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">女娲说：我补；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">共工说：我撞；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">神农说：我尝；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">精卫说：我填；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">夸父说：我追；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">后羿说：我射；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">嫦娥说：没射着！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">黄帝说：我们做什么；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">尧说：我让；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">舜说：我也让；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">禹说：咱爷们怎么办？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">启说：让他们球！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">桀说：好玩；汤说：造反有理了；夏亡了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">……<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">纣说：痛快；武王说：我也反了；商亡了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">……<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">幽王说：点火；褒姒说：刺激；周也亡了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">……<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">干将说：我铸；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">专诸说：我舞；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">荆柯说：我刺；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">赢政一躲：没刺着</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US">……<br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">始皇说：我修；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">姜女说：我哭；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">陈胜说：有种；</span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"> </p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">项羽说：我举；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">刘邦说：我斩；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">秦亡了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">……<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">孔子说：我仁；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">孟子说：我义；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">老子说：我无为；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">庄子说：我逍遥；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">韩非子说：把他们全抓了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">张良说：我出谋划策；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">韩信说：我统帅三军；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">萧何说：我运筹帷幄；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">高祖说：老婆，怎么办；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">吕后说：全喀嚓了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">文景说：我治；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">武帝说：我兴；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">光武说：我中兴；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">献帝说：我说了不算。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">张骞说：我通；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">班超说：我也通；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">苏武说：通个屁！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">卫青说：我打；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">霍去病说：我也打；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">李广说：我还打；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">昭君嫣然晕笑，遂天下太平。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">董卓说：我势大；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">吕布说：我人帅；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">貂婵说：你们俩谁厉害。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">董卓完蛋了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">曹</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">*</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">说：快帮我脱鞋迎老许；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">刘备说：快给我牵驴来访诸葛；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">孙权说：周郎自有妙计安天下；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">周瑜说：加油，烧死老曹；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">诸葛说：天下三分，人人有份；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">司马昭说：向刘备同志学习；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">晋开始了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">司马迁说：要想成功，不怕被宫；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">班固说：我要出书；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">司马相如说：一首赋稿费一千；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">曹</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">*</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">说：抄家伙我要赋诗；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">曹植说：命题作文有何难；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">孔明说：我要写道动员令；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">陶潜说：你们累不累呀。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">遂卷铺盖回家了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">朱温说：我同花顺；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">萧道成说：我一条顺；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">陈霸先说：重新洗牌</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">……<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">杨广说：去扬州观花；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">李渊说：消来公费旅游；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">李世民说：魏征，你的意思；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">李治说：老婆，你的意思；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">武则天说：那还不如我说了算；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">薛刚说：反了你了！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">骆宾王说：鹅肥；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">王勃说：情深；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">李白说：酒美；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">王维说：景幽；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">孟浩然说：风流；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">杜甫说：屋漏；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">白居易说：抱想琵琶唱</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">OK</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">李商隐：我没话说了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">柴荣说：三武废费有我一份；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">赵匡胤说：今年流行黄袍子</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">寇准说：带上瓶醋谈判去；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">李刚说：保家卫国；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">徽宗说：没保成；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">钦宗说：我想回家；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">金兀朱说：没门</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">……<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">赵构说：把姓岳的抓了；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">岳飞说：我有何罪？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">秦桧说：也许有</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">……<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">陆游说：我要死了；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">文天祥说：死得好，我为你喝彩！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">完颜说：金大；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">耶律说：辽大；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">成吉思汗说：大你个球！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">忽必烈说：亚欧大陆我说了算</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">……<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">朱元璋说：高筑墙；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">建文帝说：孙承祖业；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">朱棣说：我找我爹；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">严嵩说：清史留字；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">崇祯说：袁崇焕，你的良心大大地坏了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">……<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">李自成说：歇会，找个小姐来；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">吴三桂说：敢泡我老婆；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">皇太极说：三桂是个好同志。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">顺治说：爱江山更爱美人；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">雍正说：说我狠，我就狠给你们看；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA" lang="EN-US"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break"/> </p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.25pt; BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">乾隆说：我爹是谁；</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">嘉庆说：和坤是我爹留给我的遗产</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt" lang="EN-US">……<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p><br style="mso-special-character: line-break"/></span><br style="mso-special-character: line-break"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break"/> </p></span> 有趣。 <p>简单明了……</p>
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