文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-12 11:28:00

一个"街"吻引起的中外古今的“大战”

<div style="LINE-HEIGHT: 22px; HEIGHT: 22px;"><div style="FLOAT: left;"><img alt="发贴心情" src="http://bbs.oldbeijing.org/skins/Default/topicface/face1.gif"/><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;</div><b>食烟火斋回复(广顺园主):够缠绵,我看美元您的啦</b><br/>&nbsp;</div><div id="textstyle_275748" style="MARGIN-TOP: 10px; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; MIN-HEIGHT: 200px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; WORD-WRAP: break-word;"><div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>广顺园主</i>在2008-10-9 14:09:07的发言:</b><br/><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 《秋雨的缠绵》&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;摄影:广顺园主&nbsp; 时间:2008年10月5日&nbsp;&nbsp; 地点:前门珠宝市街</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/200810722132212632.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="老北京网 www.oldbeijing.org" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/200810722132212632.jpg" border="0"/></a></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 凑个热闹,支持一下!</p></div><p>好题目,够缠绵,瞅那个花花太岁的摧花辣手已经缠到人家绵软的杨柳小蛮腰啦。虽然不用西风落叶之类常见的符号点题“秋”,但是谁能说这不是秋呢?画面里的两把伞已告诉我这是个雨天。</p><p>脚下潇潇雨初歇,行人秋装皆上身,百花蓄芳待来年,珠宝市里我为春。妙。</p><p>说时迟,那时快,快门快,手更快。忙里偷闲的还能构图,瞅那二人专注甜蜜忘我的神态。视点中心是那个吻,正好处于黄金分割零点六的位置(咱用尺子量过了),两个人还是亦步亦趋,二人同步自然也同心。前景的倒影使人联想到鸳鸯戏水。背景人物行色匆匆,各忙各的,各有所思。有明:女子的脸和泛光的地面,有暗:深色的衣服和前景的积水,前景暗色有助于画面沉稳。</p><p>我这一票已经是您的啦。</p><p>寻芳不觉醉流霞,倚树沉眠日已斜。客散酒醒深夜后,更持红烛赏残花。</p><p>花开堪折直须折,莫待花落空折枝。秋雨连绵寒露过,好片共赏开奖时。</p><p><font color="#e2803f" size="4">不好意思,以下俺“斗胆”接着续了!</font></p><p><font color="#ee9611" size="5"><strong><em>“约翰~,奥!打令~,啧!~”</em></strong></font></p><p><a href="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/200810722132212632.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="老北京网 www.oldbeijing.org" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/200810722132212632.jpg" border="0"/></a></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p></p><p><font color="#e2803f" size="4"></font></p><p><font color="#e61ae6" size="4"><em><strong>“瞧!哪个阿姨怎么了?”</strong></em></font></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/200810121110225077.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p><p><font color="#f07d31" size="4"></font></p><p><font color="#de8c10" size="4"><strong>“我啥也没看见啊!罪过呀!”</strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/2008101211113885401.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p><p><font color="#11eeee" size="4"><strong><em>“在俺哪旮大犄角,这算啥呀,少见多怪!”</em></strong></font></p><p><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/200810121118356136.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p><p></p><p><font color="#31df31" size="4"><strong><em>&nbsp; “嗯!我证明!”</em></strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/2008101211194714015.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p><p><font size="5"></font></p><p><font color="#2c2cb1" size="4"><strong><em><font size="3">……<font color="#725dc4">N年过后</font>,“</font>可是后果很严重哟!”</em></strong></font></p><p><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/200810121122446964.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p><p><strong><font color="#dd6d22">“……”&nbsp; “&nbsp; </font><font color="#e6e61a">……” “</font>&nbsp;<font color="#c43cc4">……”</font></strong></p><p><strong><em><font color="#f70909" size="5">欢迎大家用照片来做“接龙”游戏。</font><br/></em></strong></p></div><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-13 11:55:00

“长此以往,“国将不国了”!”

<p><font color="#dd9222" size="4">“长此以往,“国将不国了”!”</font></p><p></p><p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/2008101311504883803.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p><p></p><p><br/></p><br/>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-13 11:58:00

“依末将看,还是老办法,不如先来个杀一儆百!”

<p><font color="#5731f0" size="4">“依末将看,还是老办法,不如先来个杀一儆百!”</font></p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/2008101311573121628.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-15 16:43:00

不如先派人化妆后,潜入虎穴侦查侦查再说啊!

<p><font color="#800080" size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;“既然来硬的,也要讲究点战略战术。现在大敌当前,敌情复杂多变,不如先派人化妆后,</font></p>
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<p><font color="#800080" size="3">潜入虎穴</font><font color="#800080" size="3">侦查侦查再说啊!”</font></p>
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文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-16 15:53:00

抓而不紧等于没抓呀?”

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<p align="left"><font color="#ff9900" size="4">“要抓紧,就是两只的手指要并拢,否则,抓而不紧等于没抓呀?”</font></p>
<p align="left">&nbsp;<br/><font color="#ff9900" size="4"></font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#ff9900" size="4">“历史的经验,我们决不能忘记!”</font> </p>
<p align="left">&nbsp;<br/><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #333333" face="黑体" color="#ff6600" size="5">未完待续,谢谢收看!</font></p>
<p align="left"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #333333" face="幼圆" color="#ffff00" size="3">注:本版照片除第一和第5张《我证明》外,均为本文作者所摄,其他人等请勿擅自转载和使用,由此引起的法律纠纷,由其本人承担,本作者概不负责,。特此声明!</font></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-17 11:43:00

“ 要么,明天“佛笑”的时分举行起义!”

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><font face="黑体" color="#ff0000" size="4">“&nbsp;要么,明天早晨“佛笑”的时分举行起义!”</font></p>
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<p><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #333333" face="黑体" color="#ff6600" size="5">未完待续,谢谢收看!</font></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-18 11:05:00

以此信号为准

<p><font color="#0000ff" size="4">“各攻击群以此信号为准,发动总攻!打一枪换一个地方,不许放空枪!”</font></p>
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<p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/2008101811135193215.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/><font color="#ff0000">(本栏照片均为作者拍照,仅供大家参考,未经允许,请勿转载或发表)</font> <br/></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-18 12:37:00

俺们以往的失败是,在于“情敌”哟

<p><font color="#ff00ff" size="4">“呸!太放肆了,匹夫之勇!俺们以往的失败,都在于“情敌”哟!”</font></p>
<p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/200810181237489535.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p>
<p><font color="#ff0000">(尚待发表还有几十张,请慢慢看吧,欢迎批评指正,说句老套的话儿,本“龙”片,情节纯属虚构,请勿对号入座!</font><br/></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-19 10:44:00

都是什么脑子?猪脑子

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<p><font color="#00ff00" size="4">“都是什么脑子?猪脑子!我看呢,都是“天生无知”惹得事,整个一酒囊饭袋,满肚子虾兵蟹将,还自诩什么来自海上蓬莱仙山的“余球鱼大儒”,简直是“狗屎”!”</font></p>
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<p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/2008101910415228518.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p>
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<p><font color="#ff0000"></font>&nbsp;</p>
<p><font color="#ff0000">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(尚待发表还有几十张,请慢慢看吧,欢迎批评指正,说句老套的话,本“接龙”片,情节纯属虚构,请勿对号入座!)</font></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-20 16:11:00

<p><font color="#ff00ff" size="4">“冷静,大家要冷静!都是自己人,不要乱开枪嘛!”</font></p>
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<p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/2008102016114514232.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p>
<p><font color="#ff00ff" size="4"></font>&nbsp;</p>
<p><font color="#ff6600" size="4"></font>&nbsp;</p>
<p><font color="#ff6600" size="4">“出家人要以慈悲为怀,要文斗,不要武斗呀!”</font></p>
<p><br/>&nbsp;<img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/200810201673486130.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/><br/><br/></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-21 16:51:00

同意文斗的,请举手

<p><img style="WIDTH: 670px; HEIGHT: 446px; CURSOR: url('http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/client/photo/cursor/pre.ani')" id="photo_img" onmousemove="PhotoDisplay.mouseMove(event,this);" title="点击跳到上一张" onmousedown="PhotoDisplay.mouseClick(event,this);" alt="IMG_0342.JPG" src="http://sz6.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=e4dd4e2380f086d7f9212130331a5e6a05d283a76e25b06e9c0ae0818b2fb54f1f470d19c50d3961794e45eb6a81443d68128f70028757e5b8c51d957e16ec9d51b4ed5910244c9404adcb3490eea2b2ff18f6d3"/></p>
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<p><font color="#008000" size="4">“我们还是要集思广议为好,最后呢!全体表决一下,同意文斗的,请举手!”</font></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-23 09:44:00

先去掉一个最高分,再去掉一个最低分

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<p><font color="#ff0000"><a class="photo_list_pic"><img style="WIDTH: 69px; HEIGHT: 100px" alt="" src="http://sz.photo.store.qq.com/rurl2=fe3f97722816e3febd70b6ef8706d810281cd919910df6e3f5905750029d3eef79b4c4f94e93d612417e372df2be0edb12700b1d01095f7727b0d05a1f90632990a009fe97db61806f4e9173449c2393f694c4f2"/></a><a class="photo_list_pic"><img style="WIDTH: 69px; HEIGHT: 100px" alt="" src="http://sz.photo.store.qq.com/rurl2=fe3f97722816e3febd70b6ef8706d810281cd919910df6e3f5905750029d3eef79b4c4f94e93d612417e372df2be0edb12700b1d01095f7727b0d05a1f90632990a009fe97db61806f4e9173449c2393f694c4f2"/></a><a class="photo_list_pic"><img style="WIDTH: 69px; HEIGHT: 100px" alt="" src="http://sz.photo.store.qq.com/rurl2=fe3f97722816e3febd70b6ef8706d810281cd919910df6e3f5905750029d3eef79b4c4f94e93d612417e372df2be0edb12700b1d01095f7727b0d05a1f90632990a009fe97db61806f4e9173449c2393f694c4f2"/></a><a class="photo_list_pic"><img style="WIDTH: 69px; HEIGHT: 100px" alt="" src="http://sz.photo.store.qq.com/rurl2=fe3f97722816e3febd70b6ef8706d810281cd919910df6e3f5905750029d3eef79b4c4f94e93d612417e372df2be0edb12700b1d01095f7727b0d05a1f90632990a009fe97db61806f4e9173449c2393f694c4f2"/></a><a class="photo_list_pic"></a><a class="photo_list_pic"></a><a class="photo_list_pic"></a></font></p>
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<p><font color="#ff0000">“先去掉一个最高分,再去掉一个最低分,表决的最后结果是,全体一致通过……。“”<a class="photo_list_pic"></a></font></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-28 16:06:00

谁火,火,火了!俺这叫“红掌拨清波

<p><img onmousemove="PhotoDisplay.mouseMove(event,this);" onmousedown="PhotoDisplay.mouseClick(event,this);" id="photo_img" title="点击跳到下一张" style="WIDTH: 670px; CURSOR: url('http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/client/photo/cursor/next.ani'); HEIGHT: 447px" alt="怡红快绿" src="http://sz1.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=2ac7b73bf61b59082b68b4bf277b77bae278ff8eea02a2a7853667044247ad1ab78c77a749eaa111ad408ff29dd4632b997c3b51b9634fa1e9cda7bf65ae52a9e3b2b96d0a5aed6e13cd1d68b2f35913306943ea"/></p>
<p>&nbsp;"<font color="#ff0000" size="4">对,对头!我们是哪,哪个要冷,冷静,谁火,火,火了!俺这叫“红掌拨清波”哩!</font></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-26 16:31:00

大敌当前,要擦亮双眼,

<p><img onmousemove="PhotoDisplay.mouseMove(event,this);" onmousedown="PhotoDisplay.mouseClick(event,this);" id="photo_img" title="点击跳到下一张" style="WIDTH: 670px; CURSOR: url('http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/client/photo/cursor/next.ani'); HEIGHT: 476px" alt="威严的目光" src="http://sz2.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=2ac7b73bf61b59082b68b4bf277b77ba8ca1d2de9a05d8307d03e0cd9672651de559f1ed2e0954ed2d158080d28198d76868688d5783d34fce3c9e2615e288330def3cdd6401070a68bdb58fd303bda24cca8e06"/></p>
<p><font color="#ff0000" size="4">"我同意,大敌当前,要擦亮双眼,站得高,望得远,才能高瞻远瞩,……"</font></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-10-30 11:13:00

,“兼听则明,偏听则暗。"

<img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-10/200810301110268477.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/><font color="#ff0000" size="4">"要学会倾听不同意见和建议吗,有句老话说得好,“兼听则明,偏听则暗。"</font>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-8 18:05:00

我也喜欢楼上的漂亮MM了。不好意思

<p><font color="#0000ff" size="4">“呵呵!我也喜欢楼上的漂亮MM了。不好意思!”情不自禁得唱到:“楼上的MM,看过来,看过来,楼下的小"牛"伙儿,很精彩!你左看右看,上看下看,……”</font></p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/20081181841170009.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/>&nbsp;(尚待发表还有几十张,请慢慢看吧,欢迎批评指正)

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-8 15:27:00

到时候使个淹死鱼、摔死鸟似美人计

<p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/200811815144192520.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p>
<p><font color="#ff0000" size="4">“嗨!哪也忒费事了吧?归根结底俺看还是人民内部矛盾嘛。还不如让俺“东施”出场走一遭,到时候使个淹死鱼、摔死鸟的美人计,……三国时的刘皇叔不就是被俺们的前辈,孙仲谋的MM,给如此这般得活活干掉了吗?”<br/></font></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-5 10:31:00

不成功,便成(悲或碑)仁,阿曼!"

<p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/20081151031949437.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p>
<p><font color="#3366ff" size="4">"此战役“至尊”成功,不“行”失败,不成功,便成(悲或碑)仁,阿曼!"</font><br/></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-6 16:04:00

"严肃!不要乱弹琴嘛!

<p><br/><font color="#339966" size="4">"严肃!不要乱弹琴嘛!俺以为有什么了不起的,还来不来什么“成仁”?不就那二个“鸟人”吗?是俺们鸟类“乱爱”,或求偶的形式不太“和谐”罢了,有什么大惊小怪?。"</font> </p>
<p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/200811616102170799.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-4 16:01:00

黄大叔画俺们时都夸赞:“长耳枭,益鸟也!”

<p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/200811415543063614.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/><font color="#008000" size="4">“什么考虑不考虑的?我看么,是你站着说话不嫌腰痛,黄大叔画俺们时都夸赞:“长耳枭,益鸟也!”</font></p>
<p>&nbsp;<font color="#ff0000">(本栏照片均为作者拍照,仅供大家参考,未经允许,请勿转载或发表)</font></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-3 11:44:00

事关重大,匹夫有责!俺居高临下,

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/200811311373583549.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><font color="#ff0000" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp; “事关重大,匹夫有责!俺居高临下,或大智若愚,或装模作样,或……,</font></p>
<p><font color="#ff0000" size="4"></font>&nbsp;</p>
<p><font color="#ff0000" size="4">总之要通盘考虑。”</font></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-9 09:49:00

我刚吃完“威G”,你就乱嚎,把俺的性情也勾起来了,……再嚎!俺打110了!”

<p><font color="#ff0000" size="4">“哈哈!你老河怪!打住吧!什么MM之音,我刚吃完“威G”,你就乱嚎,把俺的性情也勾起来了,……再嚎!俺打110了!”</font></p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/20081199481839617.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-11 10:29:00

谁TMD的不知道,其实钱才是俺们所想要的!”

<img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/2008111110195492313.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/><font color="#ff0000" size="4">“虎老大,您“可着劲儿‘得拉“黑”车——换谁?谁赶(敢)呀?就是眼下社会上最牛B的“城管”,也奈何不得您,别客气,其实“人为财死,鸟为食亡”的道理,谁TMD的不知道,其实钱才是俺们所想要的!”</font>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-12 15:19:00

"不是钱的问题,士可杀不可辱,咱们有奶便是娘,不如依靠虎大G,一不做,二不休,

<p><a href="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/2008111215213698707.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="老北京网 www.oldbeijing.org" style="CURSOR: pointer" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/2008111215213698707.jpg" onload="imgresize(this);" border="0"/></a> </p>
<p><font color="#ff0000" size="4">"不是钱的问题,士可杀不可辱,咱们有奶便是娘,不如依靠虎大G,一不做,二不休,先反了再说!"</font><br/></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-12 15:20:00

不是狐假虎威,俺这叫枕戈达旦

<p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/2008111215502832490.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /></p>
<p><font color="#ff0000" size="4">“俺这不是消极反对啊,也不是狐假虎威,俺这叫枕戈达旦,到时候谁“忽悠”一下,咱立马就……”</font><br/></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-10 11:35:00

年无法无天的的武二朗,把俺孩子他老祖给“剐”了,

<p><font color="#008000" size="4">“有什么可惊?有什么可怕?有什么大惊小怪的?要不是当年无法无天的的武二朗,把俺孩子他老祖给“剐”了,俺这会儿也美“虎”如云呢!如果有胆,你等进来,“可着劲儿”随便挑呀”。</font></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/2008111011344636018.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-13 10:38:00

明天就轮到你下岗了

<img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/2008111310373137447.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/><font color="#ff0000" size="4">"枕戈达旦?呸!你就睡吧!明天就轮到你下岗了,大敌当前,今夜无人入睡,我为吾国站好岗吧!"</font>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-15 16:09:00

恭敬不如从命,瞧我这无依无靠,摇尾乞怜的“小样”,

<img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/200811151682157825.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/><font color="#ff00ff" size="4">“得嘞!恭敬不如从命,瞧我这无依无靠,摇尾乞怜的“小样”,有什么事就听鹤大帅,您的啦!”</font>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-20 10:30:00

您老大人大量,堪当委予重任,佩服!,PF!”

<p><font color="#ff0000" size="4">“还是“狮”天王您老大人大量,堪当委予重任,佩服!,PF!”</font></p>
<p><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/2008112010283690125.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/></p>

文秀武兵 发表于 2008-11-17 11:14:00

至于吗?滚你一边去!小丑儿"。

<p align="center"><img src="http://img.obj.cc/forum/dvbbs/2008-11/200811171114180552.jpg" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="if(this.width>document.body.clientWidth*0.5) {this.resized=true;this.width=document.body.clientWidth*0.5;this.style.cursor='pointer';} else {this.onclick=null}" alt="" /><br/><font color="#ff0000" size="4">"呵呵!真像老电影《孝子贤孙伺候着》,至于吗?滚你一边去!小丑儿"。</font></p>
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