文字玩幽默
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 144pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">文字玩幽默</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">叵对区说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：兄弟，卖假酒了吧？咋又被查封了啦？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">申对电说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：心情不错呀，小尾巴摇得挺欢呐！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">电对曳说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：好好歇会行不，你这姿势不累呀？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">阳和阴对明说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：儿呀，这些年呀，你跑到那去了，耳朵咋还整没了呀？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">非对匪说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：哥们，入了黑道更得小心呀，买个房子咋还连个门都不安呢？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">皓对靠说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：哥们儿，有啥事非告不可，看看我吧，还不是白告了？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">叭对叶说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：天呐，你们家人口比我们家还多？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">王对皇说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：哥哥哎，当皇上有啥好处，你看，头发都白了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">今对黔说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：呦，大妹子，这是上哪玩去了，脸晒得这么黑？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">座对痤说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：兄弟，装修房子用点无污染的材料吧，瞧你那脸疙瘩，过敏了吧？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">足对跛说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：孩子，新买的皮鞋是不是有点小呀，走道咋还瘸了呢？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">耶对聂说：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">亲爱的，生活了这么多年，我才发现，你那俩耳朵和我不一样啊？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">米对粥说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：爷们儿，练双刀，双锤的我见过，但是左右开弓的我还真是头一回，佩服，佩服！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">非对糜说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：兄弟，瞧你那无精打采的样子，真让人心疼呀，少打点麻将行不？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">功对攻说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：哥们儿，别谦虚了，我是出苦力挣钱，比不上你，一动笔杆子就来钱哪！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">妻对夫说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：你二人之中，到底哪个才是我要嫁的人。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">囫对囵说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：亲爱的，别生气了，咱俩要是离了，谁还能和咱成一家人呐？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p> <p>有意思</p><p></p> <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>小小的我</i>在2008-6-27 19:48:42的发言：</b><br/><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 144pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">文字玩幽默</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">叵对区说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：兄弟，卖假酒了吧？咋又被查封了啦？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">阳和阴对明说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：儿呀，这些年呀，你跑到那去了，耳朵咋还整没了呀？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">非对匪说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：哥们，入了黑道更得小心呀，买个房子咋还连个门都不安呢？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">皓对靠说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：哥们儿，有啥事非告不可，看看我吧，还不是白告了？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">座对痤说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：兄弟，装修房子用点无污染的材料吧，瞧你那脸疙瘩，过敏了吧？</span></p></div><p><font face="楷体_GB2312" size="4">有创意！有趣味！笑啦！</font></p> <p>太对大说：你跟我比，差着一点呢。</p><p>冷对令说：你跟我比，差着两点呢。</p><p>江对工说，你跟比，差着三面点呢。</p><p>熊对能说，你跟我比，差着四点呢。</p> <p>嘿嘿这个有意思哦！！</p><p></p><p>乌对鸟说，你比我多一点你就臭美？你连你妈都不会孝敬！</p><p></p><p>乌对马说，真是没天理呀，比我少了一根辫子，块头砸就大那么多啊？</p><p>马撇嘴说，您就多了一撇，您就能飞了，我们只有在唐朝祖宗的墓前才有飞马石雕，唉..........</p><p></p><p></p><p>胡编的，揍个数</p> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">米对粥说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">：爷们儿，练双刀，双锤的我见过，但是左右开弓的我还真是头一回，佩服，佩服！----</span> <p>孩子看书，把圣人读成怪人，让我哈哈大笑，没有心的人，成了圣，有了心，反而成了怪！！！</p><p></p><p>哈哈哈！！！！</p> <p>侮:人要是把海水挤兑没了,就要受到轻慢.</p><p>伤:两个人如果互相较劲就不会有好结果.</p> <p>口说我有一张嘴,</p><p>吕说我有两张嘴,</p><p>品说我有三张嘴.</p><p>田说我有四张嘴,</p><p>唱说我有五张嘴,</p><p>晶说我有六张嘴,</p><p>曲说我比你还多半张呢.</p> 文字也可幽默呵 晶对品说：你们家都没有装修喔？夫对天说：我总算盼到了出头之日！
熊对能说：怎麼穷成这样啦？四个熊掌全卖了！
丙对两说：你家什麼时候多了一个人，结婚了？
乒对乓说：你我都一样，一等残废军人。
兵对丘说：兄弟，踩上地雷了吧？
王对皇说：当皇上有什麽好处？你看，头发都白了！
口对回说：亲爱的，都怀孕这麽久了，也不说一声！
也对她说：当老板罗？出门还带秘书！
日对旦说：你什麼时候学会玩滑板了？
果对裸说：哥们儿，你穿上衣服还不如不穿！
由对甲说：你什麼时候学会倒立了？
巾对币说：戴上博士帽就身价百倍了！
口对囚说：你中央有人也照样进去！
笑过之后，你会发现几乎每一条都是真理！
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