小小的我 发表于 2008-5-29 20:17:00

一句话白描“奴人”

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 165pt; mso-char-indent-count: 7.5;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">一句话白描“奴人”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">房奴：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">早晨眼一睁就欠了钱，才深切的体会到借人家钱过日子心里有多不踏实。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">车奴：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">打肿脸充了回胖子之后，就只能硬着头皮一次次去加油、保养。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">儿奴：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">心甘情愿乐此不疲的甘当儿女最顺手的生活工具、办事员、提款机，需要时也做替身。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">卡奴：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">充值卡、商场打折卡、美容卡、各类会员卡，小偷都怨世风日下，钱包装的都是卡。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">股奴：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">紧盯屏幕，等财富的增减故事正式上演，每个跳动的数字，每条蜿蜒的曲线，都是钱。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">网奴：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">游戏电影无昼夜，上传下载如过隙；网中自有黄金屋，网中自有颜如玉。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">宠物奴：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">心肝宝贝小乖乖，渴了吧？饿了吧？痛了吧？只要你过得好，比什么都强啊！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p>

爱屋及乌 发表于 2008-5-30 16:15:00

哈哈哈，经典啊！

天上彩虹 发表于 2008-5-30 16:13:00

<p>我也什么“奴”也不是，那叫一个松心！！</p>

summerrhythm 发表于 2008-5-30 11:14:00

呵呵，还好都不是。这麽活着是挺累的。
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