（爆笑^_^）史上最强的中式英语
1．we two who and who？<br/><font face="" size="3">咱俩谁跟谁阿 </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">2．how are you ? how old are you? </font><br/><font face="" size="3">怎么是你，怎么老是你？ </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ </font><br/><font face="" size="3">你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">4．as far as you go to die</font><br/><font face="" size="3">有多远，死多远！！！！ </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! </font><br/><font face="" size="3">有事起奏，无事退朝 </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">6．you me you me</font><br/><font face="" size="3">彼此彼此 </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">7．You Give Me Stop!! </font><br/><font face="" size="3">你给我站住！ </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">8．know is know noknow is noknow </font><br/><font face="" size="3">知之为知之，不知为不知… </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">9．WATCH SISTER </font><br/><font face="" size="3">表妹 </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face </font><br/><font face="" size="3">给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die</font><br/><font face="" size="3">车祸现场描述 </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">13．heart flower angry open</font><br/><font face="" size="3">心花怒放 </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">14．go past no mistake past </font><br/><font face="" size="3">走过路过，不要错过 </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">15．小明：I am sorry! </font><br/><font face="" size="3">老外：I am sorry too! </font><br/><font face="" size="3">小明：I am sorry three! </font><br/><font face="" size="3">老外：What are you sorry for? </font><br/><font face="" size="3">小明：I am sorry five! </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! </font><br/><font face="" size="3">要钱没有，要命一条 </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. </font><br/><font face="" size="3">我叫李老大，今年25。 </font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">18．you have two down son</font><br/><font face="" size="3">你有两下子。</font><br/><font face="" size="3"></font><br/><font face="" size="3">19.好好学习，天天向上：</font><br/><font face="" size="3">good good study,day day up! </font> 其实最最经典的就是Ｌｏｎｇ ｔｉｍｅ ｎｏ ｓｅｅ ！！！这确确实实是一句中式英语，不过，现在它已经变成美国的一句口语了。。。。。上哪说理去？保护知识产权！ <p><strong><font face="Verdana" color="#61b713">老盘子,yaofeilu<font color="#000000">找的才是经典呐!</font></font></strong></p><p></p><p><font face="Verdana" color="#61b713"><font size="6"><strong>"</strong><em><font face="Times New Roman">if you tiger me, i will mountain you.</font></em><strong>"</strong></font></font></p><marquee scrollamount="5" direction="up" behavior="alternate" height="150"><marquee scrollamount="2" width="460" src="http://www.east128.com/bbs/UploadFile/2003-9/20039251018214901.gif" img=""><font face="楷体_gb2312" color="#ff0000" size="6">if you tiger me, i will mountain you</font></marquee><marque></marque><marque></marque></marquee>[此贴子已经被作者于2008-3-11 13:01:51编辑过] <p>靠，看来楼上这两句话已经地球人都知道了阿？</p><p>还有呢吧？</p><p>记得以前有好多同学老说：go to die。</p><p>最后我们外教老师都会说了，我相信不久的将来，一定会成为主流语言的。。。。。</p> <p>Play go</p><p> </p>
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