小兔说
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小兔说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我妈妈叫我小兔兔,好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小猪说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我妈妈叫我小猪猪,也好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小狗说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我妈妈叫我小狗狗,也很好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小鸡说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你们聊,我先走了!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小兔说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我是兔娘养的!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小猪说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我是猪娘养的!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小鸡说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我是鸡娘养的!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小狗说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你们聊,我先走了!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/><span class="postbody"><font face="Times New Roman">0</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号陪练说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">外人叫我零陪,好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><span class="postbody"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号陪练说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">外人叫我一陪,也好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><span class="postbody"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号陪练说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">外人叫我二陪,也很好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><span class="postbody"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号陪练说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你们聊,我们先走了!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">猫对我说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我是你奶奶的猫,好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">狗对我说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我是你奶奶的狗,也好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">鱼对我说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我是你奶奶的鱼,也很好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">熊说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你们聊,我先走了!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">浪客说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">人们叫我浪人,好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">武士说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">人们叫我武人,也好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">高手说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">人们叫我高人,也很好听!</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">剑客说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你们聊,我先走了</span><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">张靓颖说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫颖</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">何洁说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫洁</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">周笔畅说</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫畅</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” </font></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">李宇春说:</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你们聊,我先走了</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">高等数学老师说:这学期我教高数,</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">大学物理老师说:这学期我教大物,</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">模拟电子老师说:这学期我教模电,</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">社会主义经济老师说:你们聊,我先走了。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">北京大学的说:我是北大的。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">天津大学的说:我是天大的。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">上海大学的说:我是上大的。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">厦门大学的说:你们聊,我先走了!</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">李宗仁将军说:我这人,有仁!</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">傅作义将军说:我这人,有义!</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">左权将军说:我这人,有权!</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">霍去病将军说:你们聊,我先走了</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">美能达的用户说:我们是美人!</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">佳能的用户说:我们是佳人!</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">华光的用户说:我们是华人!</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">尼康的用户说:你们聊,我先走了</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">老张家的门是柳木做的,老张说:我家的门是木门</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">老李家的门是塑料做的,老李说:我家的门是塑门</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">老王家的门是砖头做的,老王说:我家的门是砖门</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">老刘家的门是钢做的,老刘说:你们聊,我先走了!</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">白色的玉说:我叫白玉。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">碧绿色的玉说:我叫碧玉。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">红色的玉说:我叫红玉。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">杏色的玉说:你们聊,我先走了!</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">师范学院的学生说:我是</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">师院</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">铁道学院的学生说:我是</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">铁院</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">职业学院的学生说:我是</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">职院</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><span class="postbody"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">技术学院的学生说:你们聊,我先走了</span></span></p> heihei ......... <img alt="" src="http://bbs.oldbeijing.net/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/><img alt="" src="http://bbs.oldbeijing.net/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/><img alt="" src="http://bbs.oldbeijing.net/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/><img alt="" src="http://bbs.oldbeijing.net/Skins/Default/emot/em10.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/><img alt="" src="http://bbs.oldbeijing.net/Skins/Default/emot/em10.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/><img alt="" src="http://bbs.oldbeijing.net/Skins/Default/emot/em10.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/> <p><br/> </p>
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