快板书黛玉走四方翻译
<p>原词：---<br/>列位稳坐，您了听我言<br/>十三道大辙学徒我唱言前<br/>孟夏园林，草木茂繁<br/>楼台倒影就入了池潭<br/>黛玉回到，回到那个潇湘馆<br/>躺在了床上就一病恹恹<br/>药儿也不瞅啊，参儿也不看<br/>饭儿也不吃啊，粥儿也不咽<br/>眼看着小命儿就够奔了阎王殿啦<br/>紫娟在一旁，轻声的劝<br/>姑娘您有嘛心事儿，咱姐们儿谈谈啊<br/>黛玉闻听，叫声紫娟<br/>傻大姐她说我，说我要失恋<br/>那个薛宝钗，打的是间谍战<br/>在宝玉面前是挑拨离间<br/>说我命硬克父母，还说我盘儿念<br/>紫娟一听，呦！姑娘还会春典<br/>黛玉说，这儿有嘛了何必新鲜<br/>姑娘我在北方曲校上过大专班，我是满春满典啊。<br/>紫娟劝姑娘，您了别心烦<br/>应当出趟门啊，为的是解心宽<br/>捎带脚看一看，伟大的祖国大好河山<br/>黛玉闻听，连连把头点<br/>收拾行李，预备盘缠钱<br/>外边的世界很精彩，我出去转转<br/>我要洗桑拿，我要吃海鲜<br/>我上天桥听相声，我给他们上花篮<br/>收拾停当，出离了大观园<br/>黛玉坐火车啊，黛玉坐轮船<br/>黛玉坐完飞机，又换乘火箭<br/>前行来到了伊拉克地面<br/>有座监狱，关着个政治犯<br/>他叫萨达姆，已然坑家败产<br/>八月十五，黛玉来接见<br/>他拉着黛玉姑娘的手，泪满腮边<br/>说攻打科威特，是受了美国的骗<br/>我要找律师，我要上法院<br/>我要诉诉苦，我要把理辩<br/>让世界人民都知道我没藏导弹<br/>我比窦娥还冤！<br/>-------------------------------<br/>列位稳坐，您了听我言<br/>黛玉离开伊拉克，是继续往前转<br/>黛玉坐火车啊，黛玉坐轮船<br/>黛玉坐完飞机，又换乘火箭<br/>前行来到了日本国大阪<br/>遇见一个男的，长着苦瓜脸<br/>要问他是谁啊，他就是小泉<br/>他眯着俩小眼儿，直把黛玉看<br/>他不看头不看脚，光盯胸前<br/>黛玉来了气，黛玉把他卷<br/>你这个臭流氓，你这个下三滥<br/>我看你俩眼色迷迷，你准是个大花案<br/>你知道我是谁啊，敢心生邪念<br/>姑奶奶我黑白两道认识一大片<br/>我挑出一个名号来就吓得你肝颤<br/>小泉一哆嗦，是赶紧掏名片<br/>我叫纯一郎啊，家里姓小泉<br/>是日本首相，这儿片咱说了算啊<br/>黛玉闻听，把杏眼瞪圆<br/>哦！原来你就是那个混蛋小泉<br/>你名字起得好，你爸爸有远见<br/>纯一狼啊，纯一狼啊<br/>纯粹你是一只狼，牙白嘴尖<br/>不干好事儿，你这个臭杂拌<br/>整天腆着大脸，你满世界去现<br/>这个倒霉的神社，你一年一去参<br/>供着几个老鬼子，你拿他们当神仙啦<br/>什么东条烧鸡，间谍土匪鼋<br/>三百五十六的兄弟是三百六十三<br/>军国主义，战争贩子阴魂不散<br/>你削尖脑袋，往安理会里钻<br/>你一肚子坏水，你净打鬼算盘<br/>唉！你抬起一条腿儿，方便方便<br/>撒泡尿照一照，你够多寒碜<br/>你修改教科书，把历史真相掩<br/>侵略战争愣说什么东亚共荣圈<br/>南京大屠杀，惨绝人寰<br/>你轻飘飘的改成了南京事件<br/>公然美化九一八卢沟桥事变<br/>你是满嘴胡天，你准是禽流感<br/>感情武士道的精神就是敢做不敢但<br/>你是吊死鬼开窑子，你死了都不要脸你啊<br/>欺骗下一代，你瞎话都编不圆<br/>管你爸爸喊姐夫，你是越弄越乱哪<br/>你盯着钓鱼岛，还惦着台湾<br/>企图掠夺是东海汽油田<br/>你是要饭花子进餐厅，你见嘛嘛都馋<br/>送你句名言，听了别不耐烦<br/>坟头上插拐棍儿，你缺德带拐弯儿了<br/>我看你就欠揍，我看你欠板儿砖<br/>我看你就欠我给你泼硫酸<br/>唉！你就这么嘬，你就这么干<br/>依我看就欠给你扔俩原子弹<br/>唉！你要不悔改，照这样发展<br/>早晚你是日本船，那得满完<br/>我们等着这一天！<br/>我们等着这一天！<br/></p><p>译文：</p><p>---<br/>A row position sits quietly, you have listened to me to say<br/>13 big 辙 apprentices I sing in front of the word<br/>First month of summer botanical garden, vegetationcyclopentadiene numerous<br/>The tower inverted image entered the pond deep pool<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade returns, to return to that deepand clear Hunan hall<br/>Lay down one has been listless on the bed<br/>The medicine does not take a look, the senate did not look<br/>The food does not eat, the gruel does not swallow<br/>Was seeing the small life sufficed to rush the palace of hell<br/>Purple winsomely in one side, neutral tone urging<br/>The girl you have the concern, our elder sisters son chats<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade heard that, the cry purple iswinsome<br/>Silly eldest sister she said me, said I must be lovelorn<br/>That Xue Baochai, hits is the spy fights<br/>Is sows dissension in front of the precious jade<br/>Said I assign the hard gram parents, added my plate reads<br/>Purple winsome tin, yo! The girl also meets the springstandard<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade said that, here had has beenwhy fresh<br/>The girl I in the north tune school the technical collegeclass, I am Man Chunman the standard.<br/>Purple winsomely urges the girl, you have not been annoyed<br/>Must leave a gate, is the solution is optimistic<br/>Takes along the foot to look, great motherland beautifulcountry<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade heard, again and again spot<br/>Tidies up the baggage, the preparation winds around the money<br/>The outside world is very splendid, I exit the extension<br/>I must wash the sauna, I must eat the seafood<br/>On me the over-bridge listens to the crosstalk, I give on themthe basket of flowers<br/>Tidies up readily, left has left Prospect Garden<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade rides the train, the blackeyebrow coloring jade rides the steamboat<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade rides the airplane, alsotrades rides the rocket<br/>The vanguard arrived the Iraqi ground<br/>Has a jail, Guan Zhuoge the political offender<br/>His name is Saddam, already the pit defeated produces<br/>In August 15, the black eyebrow coloring jade receives<br/>He is holding the black eyebrow coloring jade girl's hand,tear Man Saibian<br/>Said attacks Kuwait, has received US'S deceiving<br/>I must look for attorney, I want on the court<br/>I must sue complain, I must debate the principle<br/>Let the world people all know I have not hidden the missile<br/>I compare Dou Ehuan the injustice!<br/>-------------------------------<br/>A row position sits quietly, you have listened to me to say<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade leaves Iraq, is continuestoward 前转<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade rides the train, the blackeyebrow coloring jade rides the steamboat<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade rides the airplane, alsotrades rides the rocket<br/>The vanguard arrived the Japanese Osaka<br/>Meets male, steadily balsam pear face<br/>Must ask who he is, he is the young spring<br/>He is narrowing the eyes the pairs aperture, straight lookedat the black eyebrow coloring jade<br/>His quality of being worth looking at does not look at thefoot, the light stares at in front of the chest<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade came to be mad that, the blackeyebrow coloring jade curled him<br/>Your this smelly hoodlum, your this low<br/>I thought your meaningful glance is unclear, you are a greatlycolored document<br/>You knew who I am, dares the heart to live evil thought<br/>The great-aunt I black and white two knows a big piece<br/>I pick up a given name to frighten your liver to tremble<br/>The small spring as soon as trembles, is hurries to pull outthe name card<br/>I am called the pure eldest son, in family surname smallspring<br/>Is Japanese prime minister, here piece we 说了算<br/>The black eyebrow coloring jade heard, almond eyes look circle<br/>Oh! Originally you are that bastard young spring<br/>Your name gets up well, your daddy is far-seeing<br/>Pure wolf, pure wolf<br/>Purely you are a wolf, witer teeth mouth point<br/>Does not do the good deed, your this smelly is miscellaneous<br/>Is thrusting out all day the big face, your full world goespresently<br/>This bad luck shrine, a your year as soon as goes to thesenate<br/>For several old devils, you are taking they works as thedeity<br/>East any strip fever chicken, spy bandit <br/>356 brothers are 363<br/>The militarism, the war peddler is haunted by the ghost<br/>You sharpen the head, drills toward the Security Council in<br/>You a lot of bad water, you only exorcise demons the abacus<br/>Oh! You lift a leg, conveniently<br/>Scatters soaks the urine according to, you many suffice to beshabby<br/>You revise the textbook, covers the historical truth<br/>The aggressive war insists any East Asian coprosperity sphere<br/>Nanjing massacre, extremely tragic<br/>You buoyant altered to Nanjing Incident<br/>Blatantly beautifies 918 Lugouqiao emergencies<br/>You are Man Zuihu the day, you are the birds and beasts flu<br/>The sentimental way of the martial artist spirit is dares todo does not dare but<br/>You are the ghost operate the kiln, you died have not been allconcerned about face you<br/>Deceit next generation, your lie all arranges not round<br/>Manages your daddy to shout the brother-in-law, you are moremake chaotically<br/>You are staring at Diaoyu Island, but also is being concernedabout Taiwan<br/>Attempt plundering is the East China Sea steam oil field<br/>You are beg for food the cotton or flower seed to enter thedining room, you see are all greedy<br/>Delivers you the sentence famous saying, listened not to beimpatient<br/>In the grave mound inserts the walking stick, your lackingvirtue belt corner<br/>I thought you owe punch, I thought you owe the board brick<br/>I thought you owe me to sprinkle the sulfuric acid to you<br/>Oh! You such sting, you such do<br/>In my opinion owes to you throws the pairs atomic bomb<br/>Oh! You or repent, according to develops like this<br/>Sooner or later you will be the Japanese ship, that over<br/>We are waiting this day!<br/>We are waiting this day!<br/><br/></p> 太深了！！ 非常感谢楼主的精彩帖子和翻译。有一句没弄明白：“三百五十六的兄弟是三百六十三”<br/>三百五十六是指山本五十六，他的兄弟是指谁？ <p>....................You <u>have listened</u> to me to say.</p><p>怎么这英文还没开口呢，“你就已经听我说完了”。。。。？要是老外听着有点儿郁闷，中文我听不懂啊，母语的英文更不清楚要黛玉去-------哪--------里！</p>
[此贴子已经被作者于2012-2-11 0:23:26编辑过] So many people never read archaic classical,barely watching television《红楼梦》86 edition,like me oh!that's great,there is nothing to see.drought in yunnan!old and shabby houses crashed down, post drought reconstruction is kindness instead.no smoke without fire,poor infrastructure,sooner or later into trouble.
{:soso_e193:}A thing of beauty is a joy for ever. 看不懂啊看不懂，重建啊重建啊！您快让传统相声大师郭德纲先生歌颂一下黛玉先生的丰功伟绩和一颗勇往直前的心！再回到说这云南地区是不是缺几处大观园类的建筑呀，到处破破烂烂不给修，黛玉忙前忙后，受苦忍气吞声还不枉再来人世间、死活想又活过来指定再去云南省走一遭，宝钗则慢吞吞的说管它呢，当然宝钗有可能也是好意一番，不想惹是生非惹麻烦还费力不讨好！看来云南地震也有黛玉的功劳呢，她真是个思想先进的革命派呢，哪都有她的功劳和智慧却弄得比屈原还委屈！黛玉好伟大呀好伟大，这真是流传今世的好段子啊好段子！别别别，别扔原子弹！地球受不了地球受不了，地球真的受不了！world peace !world peace! 还是看不懂，您大概的意思帮您分析翻译了一下，让人挺晕的了。宝玉他爸就是假正经过头了，宝玉也是个蔫屁不敢惹宝钗大姐，宝玉早带黛玉一起私奔走向未来新时代也不会这么麻烦了，要吧地球不平衡呢！还是world peace 啊world peace!
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