经典之经典
<p>韩大嘴语录库</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">1.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">世界杯前，中泰热身赛，开场不久曲波带球晃过泰国后卫，韩乔生：孙继海带球晃过了后卫！可当时孙继海并不在场上。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">2.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">世界杯开赛前英国喀麦隆热身赛，英格兰远射，欧文越位攻入喀麦隆一球，韩老师突然惊呼：哎呀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">怎么打入自家球门了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!!!!</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">旁边一起的评论气得半天没说话</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">..... <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">3.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">世界杯开赛，韩老师激情澎湃：“观众朋友们</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">本场比赛是由国际足球卫星转播的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">4.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩老师解说：这就是迪乌夫，他已经转会到了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">AC</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">米兰（其实是利物浦）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">秒后）当亨利受伤的时候，利物浦可以用他和赫斯基搭档打前锋</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...... <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">5.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩老师兴致盎然：“塞内加尔队有两个卡马拉，我们按照阿拉伯序号，把他们称为大卡马拉，小卡马拉。（这是什么阿拉伯？）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">6.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">张：斯洛文尼亚打的还是很不错的，但是裁判坏了他们的好事</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…… </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩：（打断张的话，异常兴奋的说）张指导，经过我的计算，我发现了一个有趣的现象，到本场比赛结束为止，这届世界杯的进球数和失球数是一样的。非常的巧合！张：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……—%……%</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">￥</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">%</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">￥</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">#</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">￥</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">#·#</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">￥</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">7.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">比赛进行中电视画面上出现了土耳其队守门员，韩老师不假思索的脱口而出：这是比利时队的守门员！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">8.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">在身高一米八五的卡尔平前面还有一名更高大的防守队员，身高一米六九</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…… <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">9.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">比赛上半场，罗纳尔迪尼奥突破时摔倒被裁判判假摔</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">10.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这时中国队的杜威，向巴西队的德</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">·</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">尼尔森（当时根本未上场）出示了一张黄牌</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……” <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">11.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩：换上了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号埃莫森！（埃莫森在家养伤呢！）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">12.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩：中国队</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">21</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号邵加一！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> (21</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号应该是徐云龙）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">13.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一俄国队员，名唤</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">TITOV</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（蒂托夫），韩乔生大嘴解说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这位球员是托蒂夫</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...... <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">14.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩乔生解说丹乌之战：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">丹麦这个队将制造出安徒生神话</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......” <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">15.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩乔生解说韩波之战：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩国队终于打破了世界杯不胜的神话</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!” <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">16.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">西班牙与斯洛文尼亚的比赛中，韩大嘴介绍：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">西班牙在世界杯中的最好成绩是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1950</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年取得第</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">名，其它任何时候连第</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">名都没有取得过！（简直不知道那个名次更好！）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">" <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">17.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">在本届世界杯的季后赛中，巴拉圭曾战胜过巴西。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">18.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩乔生：法国队主力门将在</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">90.94.98</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年都是塔法雷尔</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~ </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（巴西队主力门将）</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">19.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩大嘴解说丹麦队：虽然说托夫丁长的比较凶悍，像个屠夫</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">但是据说他还是很有爱心的，他喜欢在国内踢球，得了思乡病，经常回国。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">20.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩大嘴：优秀的足球运动员都有三只脚</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">左脚</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">右脚</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">还有一只是脑子。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">21.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩大嘴巧用物理定律：尽管主教练卡马侨体重很沉，但是由于他十分兴奋</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这种兴奋使他产生很大的势能，足以托起了他沉重的体重。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">22.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">土耳其教练扬言要在中场囤重兵对付八一队，噢</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">是巴西队。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">23.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">巴斯图尔克突破八一队中场防线！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">24.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">啊！里瓦尔多被一个不明飞行物击中了！好像是个足球！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">25.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">足球是集体运动，不是说最优秀选手加在一起就好了。讲究配合，就象十个一加在一起不一定大于十。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">双方犯规都是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">16</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">次，但比利时的犯规都是力量型的犯规，而日本队都是技巧型的。</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">1.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">“</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">劳尔一脚有力的头球射门！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">2.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">巴拉哈习惯性打的位置是后腰</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">今天他没有打他习惯的位置</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">,..</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">他今天打的位置是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">停顿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">秒）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">后腰</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~ </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">接着，又说：卡马乔本来想把巴拉哈提到右后腰的位置上，因为他习惯于打右后腰，最后他又回到了自己习惯的后腰位置上。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">3.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">2000</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">欧洲杯的时候西班牙在两球落后的情况下连扳两球，以</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">反败为胜。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">4.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">西班牙这类神经型的球队，经常在比赛一开始打不好。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">5.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这个是雷克巴，他效力于国际米兰部队！法国队落后，正大举反攻，场面十分紧张，突然韩乔生不讲比赛，打起了德赛利的主意：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">德赛利的母亲，结过四次婚，先是嫁给一个加纳人。。。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（顾问一旁沉默，韩这才缄口）</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">6.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">南非队角球开出，被巴拉圭队替补门将得到！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">7.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小马尔蒂尼突际上是老马尔蒂尼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">个儿子中最小的一个，也是最英俊的一个。他有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">7</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">个姐姐，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">7</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">个姐姐带他一个弟弟。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">8.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">法国与乌拉圭比赛中韩老师大发感慨：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">看了这场比赛，让我想起了一则法国谚语：齐达内不是万能的，但是没有齐达内却是（停顿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">N</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">秒）什么也</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">不能</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（明显语病，还栽赃法国）</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">9.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">乌拉圭小组赛打败澳大利亚，登上了吉尼斯世界杯的最后一班列车！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">10.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">因为南非既有白人，又有黑人，所以他们的球队经常取一些欧洲俱乐部的名字。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">11.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">丹麦继去年世界杯再次杀入决赛圈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">去年有世界杯？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">12.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">南非因为实行种族歧视，曾被全世界裁决！！！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">13.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这个梅楚啊，娶了一妇女为妻。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（娶妇女？）</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">14.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">德尼尔森以</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">2900</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">万的世界最低身价转会至西甲的皇家贝蒂斯队。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">15.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">解说日比之战：日本前锋抢到这个点已经很不容易，比利时后卫身高足足比他高了十米（范德海登比柳泽敦高</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">米）！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">16.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">前三届世界杯中的法国</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（巴西）</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">门将塔法雷尔的出色发挥给现任的巴西门将造成了很大的压力</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…… <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">17.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">因为突尼斯位于北非，天气非常炎热，所以他们的队员进攻速度都特别的快</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~ <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">18.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">日本前锋高原直泰自从转会巴西后，由于在博卡青年队一直打不上主力，状态一路下滑！（博卡成巴西的了！）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">19.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">稻本润一小时候还是个非常年轻的孩子，他就</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">20.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年仅</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">21</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">岁的卡西力亚斯效力于皇家马德里队，今年</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">19</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">岁！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">21.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这是今天比赛唯一给我们留下深刻印象的波兰前锋奥利萨德贝，这位在世界杯预选赛中大放异彩的前锋今天却没有给我们留下深刻的印象！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">22.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">美国队是到今天为止打得最好的比赛，不过在</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1944</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年有我们中国队主教练米卢带领打到了十六强，后来还是输给了欧洲的巴西队！（句句经典！）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">23.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">大家好</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这是中央台为你现场直播的在为你举办的第</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">17</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">届世界杯！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">24.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这场比赛在韩国的金州举行，金州是韩国的大城市</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（应为全州，金州在大连）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">斯洛文尼亚</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">13</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">号队员非常能跑，一个人能当两个人用。对，就是白头发的那个。（此时镜头拉近，给了个特写，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">13</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">号是个光头！）</span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">1.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">西班牙某队员（人名没听见）带球突破对方前列腺</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">! <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">2.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">今天韩国队的宋钟国、柳相铁、金南一他们两个人很注意回防，让波兰的左路进攻一次次无功而返。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">3.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（柳相铁一脚射门）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一头抽射！打偏了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……” <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">4.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">安贞焕是一个很有个性的队员，大家看他的传球也很有特点，直来直去！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">5.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">禁区一脚大力的头球射门！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">6.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">某队员腿后有个动作，但裁判并没有犯规！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">7.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">劳尔一脚有力的头球射门！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">8.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">xx</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的队员炮弹一样的大腿直窜网窝！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">9.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">俄罗斯今天排出了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">542</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的阵形。。。。。。如果俄罗斯本场比赛获胜，将至少取得小组第一！（至多怎么样？）</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">10.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">巴西与哥斯达黎加的比赛，里瓦尔多进球。韩乔生：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">罗纳尔多！罗纳尔多本场比赛的第二个进球！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">后来里瓦尔多脱衣走近镜头特写，韩乔生竟然不认识里瓦尔多，继续说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">罗纳尔多这脚射门非常漂亮！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”——</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">过一分钟，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">刚才罗纳尔多在后面，进球的是里瓦尔多，他俩常常换位。。。。。。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">11.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">英格兰与尼日利亚的比赛，英格兰队长传，球被尼日利亚后卫得到，然后带球向本方底线跑进行保护，此时韩老师惊呼：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">尼日利亚开始反击了！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">” <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">12.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">丹麦与法国一战，丹麦队低射又进一球。韩老师：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">丹麦还是用他们的空中优势把球打进！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">" </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">张路一旁郁闷中</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">13.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">观众朋友好，现在为你直播的是墨西哥对意大利的比赛，可以看得出，现场的气氛很热烈，屏幕上打出了意大利队的出场名单（</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">^_^</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">，名单上写着大大的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">MOXICO ) 1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号布冯～～～</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">托蒂～～～，一会屏幕上打出了意大利的出场名单</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">14.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">日本队只有一个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">77</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年后的球员，其他都是年轻球员</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我们看这是巴西籍的主帅特鲁西埃</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">15.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">俄罗斯的打法是能伸能缩能大能小！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">16.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">比利时队造越位成功，打进一球！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">17.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">足球是圆的，人的头也是圆的，为什么头球相碰头没事，而头头相碰头流血呢？真奇怪，我看这足球比赛也应该分重量级</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">救命！）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">18.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">镜头上出现日本门将酋崎正冈时，韩老师将川口的简历全乾坤大挪移到酋崎正冈身上：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">酋崎正冈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">他后来去了英甲的朴次茅斯队，过得并不如意</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...” <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">19.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">对着大个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">11</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号的数字，还有屏幕上的名字，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“10</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">mostovoi</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">，他号称新沙皇！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（到最后才发现自己错了）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">20.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩：圣克鲁斯这几年在拜仁打不上主力，但是他甘于坐冷板凳，所以表现相比上届世界杯有很大进步，上届世界杯他多数时间默默无闻，偶尔灵光一闪</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">21.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">张路：圣克鲁斯是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">81</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年的啊。。。（张路都不好意思了，声音越来越小</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">22.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">从西爱之战加时赛下半场十分钟后，韩老师放弃解说，开始倒计时：还有八分钟</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">还有两分四十秒！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">还有一分钟</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">还有四十秒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">三十五秒！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">从我们的计时表看还有十几秒！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">还有十秒！（就差火箭发射倒计十秒了，把大家当弱智</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">西班牙教练马卡乔对此做出了安排</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">......</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">不久前的比赛，塞内加尔由马卡拉踢进一粒进球！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（片刻）呃，对不起，是卡马拉！卡马拉！</span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">1.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">今天的主裁判是来自中国的主裁判陆毅！（真是壮志雄心！）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">2.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">墨西哥与美国队足球比赛中，韩老师又说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">墨西哥队</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">13</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">号一脚踢在美国队</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">13</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">号的后腿上</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......”<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">3.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">戴绿帽子的都是来自墨西哥的球迷。（赫赫，少说个色字，想歪了）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">4.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">这是荷兰的韩国籍主裁希丁克，希丁克执教过许多有名的荷兰球队，其中有皇家马德里队。（当心希丁克找来算账！）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">5.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">韩乔生忽然对比赛天气来了兴趣，于是诱导顾问李唯淼：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">天气比较闷热，这不利于短传渗透的球队。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">不想李却说，短传渗透靠的主要是传球，相反长传冲吊失误率较高，更耗体力。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">6.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">眼看没有成功，于是继续诱导，问道：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">墨西哥的天气比较炎热，墨西哥的短传打法是不是由墨西哥的天气决定的呢？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">不想李却仍不买帐，说打法是由传统决定的，天气不是主要因素。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">（提出这样业余的说法，韩乔生和李维淼，当时是怎样的心情？）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">7.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">美国队是世界杯历史上第二次打入八强的队伍！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">8.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">罗</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">卡洛斯身高</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">180</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">公分，助攻能力很强！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">9.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">这是小罗纳尔迪尼奥！（大的在哪里？）</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">10.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">显然这是守门员和门将的配合不太默契！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">11.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">比利时队有几个队员能力很强，所以他们的前锋线实力不是很强</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">12.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">巴西队的平均年龄比比利时要大两岁半，从这个意义上说，比利时是本届世界杯年龄最大的球队。（天哪！）</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">13.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">（里瓦尔多进了第一个球）球进了，哦，越位了越位了！斯洛文尼亚队的助理教练已经举旗了！（天南海北，哪跟哪？）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">14.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">有的人脚上没生根，一碰就倒，有的人脚上生了根，怎么碰都不倒，这是所有优秀足球运动员必须具有的特殊技能</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">（否则就象不倒翁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">天哪，又来了！）</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">15.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我们看到身穿红魔比利时的球员</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">（真魔！）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 33pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 33.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">16.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">说得兴起韩老师突发奇言：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">为什么里瓦尔多伤势现在好了不少呢？那是因为皇家马德里把注意力放在冠军杯上了，所以里瓦尔多得以休息。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">李惟淼默然。（估计为他脸红）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> 先就这些吧，太多了</font></p></span></p> <p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">韩国队终于打破了世界杯不胜的神话</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">!” </font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">这个我亲耳听到了，当时我这个骂呀……</font></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">1.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">各位观众，中秋节刚过，我给大家拜个晚年。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的确够晚的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">2.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">本轮过后，拉齐奥队以</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">6</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">胜</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">平</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">负积</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">21</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">分的不败战绩排在首位，尤文图斯以</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">22</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">分紧随其后。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">老母猪不识数，那个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“1”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">跑哪儿去了？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">3.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我统计了一下前八轮的进球和失球总数，惊奇的发现一个巧合，那就是它们刚好一样多。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">无语</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">4.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">XX</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">队员就像桃源三结义的赵云一样勇猛，不愧为长胜将军。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">救命哪</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">5.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">在比赛开始以前，韩乔生同志说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">今天来自演艺界的歌手门也来到西安为中国国家队</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">----</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">拉油加喊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">――――” (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">口误，口误，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">说都不会话了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">6.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">“</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">守门员示意比赛继续进行</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...” (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">强！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">7.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">球被守门员的后腿挡了一下！！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">请问守门员是什么动物？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">8.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">上海申花队</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">14</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">号申花一脚抽射！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">申思开花咯</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">9.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">守门员安琪参加了今年在墨西哥举办的世乒赛。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
<span lang="EN-US">(</span></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">天才全能选手！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">10.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">由于张恩华没有适应自已的新位置，经常找不到人，所以范志毅和孙继海经常要直接面对对方的守门员。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">11.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">(</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我知道啦</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">因为对方的守门员全部都叫奇拉维特！！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">12.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">下面由孙继海掷界内球</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> (zzzzz~)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">13.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">双方球迷入场热身做准备活动</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">比赛马上就要开始。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">万人群殴</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">14.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">只见</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">AC</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">米兰的巴蒂斯图塔突破马尔蒂尼，一脚凌空抽射，被裁判扑了出来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">给我一个不杀你的理由！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">15.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">巴林的主场气氛一般，其周围的建筑不是很高，绝大多数都是一层以下的楼。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这都看出来了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">16.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">中国四员小将在欧洲</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">范志毅已经</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">30</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">童心未泯</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">看谁都象小孩子一样可爱</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">17.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">某场国家队的比赛，韩老师道：高峰和郝海东是中国队的两把菜刀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">尖刀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <br/>(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩大厨！！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">18.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">记得</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1996</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年的奥运会，韩大嘴转播跳水比赛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">各位观众</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">现在站在跳台上的是英国裁判！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">” (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">他想干嘛？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">19.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">某场沙特队的比赛，韩老师道：场边带绿帽子的就是沙特队的主教练。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">中国特色的沙特教练！！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">20.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">尤文图斯向奥尔特加抛出了橄榄球</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">枝</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">奥尔特加，当心你的头！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">21.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">(</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">排球</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)“...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">二传手传了个地滚球</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...“ (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">原来排球的规则是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">球不许离地</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">！了解</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">22.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">95</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年争夺奥运会足球出线权中国</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">VS</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">沙特</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">当时沙特队的多萨里在中国禁区内连过数人，韩大嘴在惊叹之余连声夸奖：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">足球场上本没有路，他用自己的双腿为自己趟了出一条路！！！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">” (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">鲁迅先生不要生气哦！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">23.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">下面看两队的技术统计，两队的射门差不多</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">犯规倒是主队占优。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">犯规好光彩！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">24.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">“</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">布莱恩特一个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">365</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">度的大转身</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">多转个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">度能干嘛？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">25.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">“</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">前阵子尤因受伤，这些天杜德利也无法上场，和尤因两个人都穿着西服坐在场边。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">暂停时，镜头转向杜德利，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">恩，有些名人也来欣赏球赛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……” (...............) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">26.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">“</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">科尔是公牛队一名</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">‘</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">著名的无名英雄</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">’” (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">语法教授！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">27.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">“</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">今天斯托克顿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">6</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">投</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">9</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">中</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">” (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">陈景润怎么没失业？？！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">28.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">“</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">球迷很热情，都是为了替主队芝加哥魔术队加油！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">” (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这也能错</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~P</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">服</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">P</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">服</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">29.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">“</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">卡尔马龙飞身抢到篮板，传给场内的加里佩顿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">” (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">让我想起了樱木把球传给了高砂！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">30.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">“</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">奥尼尔以他</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">250</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">公斤的身高扣篮得分</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">” (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">秦始皇统一度量衡有个鸟用啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~) <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">31.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">随着守门员的一声哨响，比赛结束了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">哎</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">32.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">队员们在平时的训练中一定要加强体能和对抗性训练，这样才能适应比赛中的激烈程度，否则的话，就会象不倒翁一样一撞就倒。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">牛顿、爱因斯坦、伽利略、、、你们统统给我出来！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">33.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">忽如一夜春风来，意甲流行三后卫。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">哇哇哇</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">好陶醉</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">国外的球员都非常的敬业，比如马特乌斯，小孩出生三个月就上场比赛了</span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">1.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">(</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">教我怎么不想</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~) <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">2.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">可能有的观众刚刚打开电梯，我们再把比分报一遍。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">气愤！我们单位的电梯怎么没有直播功能，抗议！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">3.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">巴乔在前有追兵，后有堵截的情况下带球冲入禁区。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我的偶像，神通广大，可以不受宇宙法则的约束！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">4.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">水晶宫队已经赛了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">7</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">场，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">胜</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">平</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">负。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><br/> <span lang="EN-US">(</span></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">面熟</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~)<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">5.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">两队队员在场上你争我抢，两队教练也在场下争风吃醋。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">教练够骚的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~)<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">6.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">每一寸草皮都在进行激烈的争夺。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">生物工程，前途无</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">亮</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”) <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">7.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">AC</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">米兰就象一台计算机，内存挺大，大到奔腾</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">II</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">代，可是运行不快，可能是感染病毒，看来主教练需要一张杀毒的硬盘。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我也要一张！！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">8.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这名队员的身高达到了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1。90</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">厘米。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">吉尼斯纪录！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">9.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">把球一脚射进了大门，我们来看看慢动作，哦，是用头顶进的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">星爷，你也不过如此吧！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">10.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">守门员将球回传给门将。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我倒！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">11.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">(</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">网球，韩乔生</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你看她们的短裤很有意思，网球运动员的短裤是特制的，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><br/> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">哦，她们穿的是裙子。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">吐血</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~) <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">12.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">(</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">亚运会武术比赛，韩乔生</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">中国运动员出场了，只见她一条枪舞的如蛟龙出水，虎虎生风，不禁让人想起了我国三国时代的常山赵子龙，猛张飞，关羽关云长，哦，关羽使的是刀，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">眼睛离开手中的稿子瞥了一眼赛场</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">噢，对不起，她使的是棍。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">再吐。。。几十两血</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">13.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">(</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">亚运会，韩乔生</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">经典中的经典，我的座右</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><br/> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">铭！！！！！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">14.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">法国以</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">76</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">比</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">50</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">赢了新西兰</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">14</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">分。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">累了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">休息一会儿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">15.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">在上周刚举行了一场别开婚面的生礼。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">开荤</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~~</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">面？生什么还要行礼？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">16.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">9-27</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">中阿之战语录：阿联酋队在自己门前一阵狂攻</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…… (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">踩不死你！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">，阿联酋队马苏德下中传底</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">…… (</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一样一样一样的啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">17.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">“</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">托里彻利因伤不能上场，国际米兰防守实力大减。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">此时韩旁边的张慧德老师指出，托里彻利正在场上。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">)<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 21.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">18.<span style="FONT: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></font></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">韩乔生悉尼专辑：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p><p></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">韩乔夸电视导演说：这个导演很有特点，在观众席上捕捉到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这样一个镜头：一男、一女、一胖、一瘦，很有意思。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我知道了，你神经病</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">) <br/><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">在解说中美女垒比赛的时候：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">手球比赛规则比较复杂，不</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">在现场很难判断</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">” (</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">北在哪儿呢</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">~) <br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">当中国获得第</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">20</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">枚金牌后，韩大嘴说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">中国队金牌总数上</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">升到第</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">20</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">位</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> (</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">美国一定有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">100</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">枚了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">) <br/><br/>*</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">九运会专辑</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">少女们的入水激起了看台上男士们粗犷的笑声。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">男士们，不要这么可怕嘛</span>
[此贴子已经被作者于2007-7-14 21:25:48编辑过] <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">男子双人十米台，上海的一对选手搭配很独特，一个有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">18</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">19</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">岁的样子，已经长的很高了，另一</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">个也就</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">13</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">14</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">岁，个头很矮</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">不符合双人跳水的配对原则</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">)</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这到</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">不怎么搞笑，关键在大嘴的解说。一个动作后，大嘴道：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> “</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">你看这一对选手很</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">有意思吗，一高一矮，一大一小。唉奇怪呀，按说应该大的选手，身体重，应该</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">先入水呀，怎么反倒是小选手先入水呢？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">旁边的解说顾问就只好这么解释了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">: <br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">小选手，起跳没有力量，所以不如大选手跳的高，因此就先入水了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">” <br/>(“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">身体重的先入水</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">，看来伽利略的铁球试验是白做了。韩大嘴算是亚里斯多</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">德的忠实信徒。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">) <br/><br/>*“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这个入水的动作让我想起了一句唐诗，随风</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">潜入夜，润物</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">细无声</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……” <br/>(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">五体投地，不，全体投地</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">) <br/><br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">北京选手李娜和王睿获得第四名，她们今天穿的泳装非常好看，可是只能空把山花报，俏也不</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">争</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">春，只把春来报，待到山花烂漫时，她们在丛中笑</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">…… ” <br/>(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">以前读毛的诗，从来没这种感觉</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">) <br/><br/>*“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我觉得看跳水比赛的这些独生子女的父母们，你们要是有双胞胎的话，可以把她们送到中国跳</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">水队练跳水。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">经中国跳水队特批</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">, </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">独生子女的父母可生第二胎</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">?) <br/><br/>*“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">四川的这两位小选手，一个方方，一个圆圆，你看她的脸圆圆的，而且连眼睛都是圆圆</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……” (</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">难道方方的眼睛是方方的？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">) <br/><br/>*</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">他跟上一脚凌空抽射，球进了。这是他本赛季攻入的第</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">13</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">粒头球。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">外星人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/>~~) <br/><br/><br/>*</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">另：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">羽毛球，蔡猛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">)</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">叶钊颖的父亲是原浙江省羽毛球队的守门员。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">蔡猛大</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">师真够猛的！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">) <br/><br/>(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">乒乓球，蔡猛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">)</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">王楠这个运动员手感很好，所谓手感，就是球打到球拍上时手的感觉。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这是我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">最</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">崇拜的一句，大实话！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">) <br/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span>
[此贴子已经被作者于2007-7-14 21:24:34编辑过] <p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">最后我们来探讨一下严肃的哲学命题，首先，当然不能不提中国转播</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">NBA</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">以来最伟大的一句解说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">词</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">――“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">乔丹又习惯性的舔舔自己的舌头。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">” <br/><br/>(</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">乔丹是神，我承认。但，神也该神得有个限度吧，我没见过上帝，否则我一定要请他示范一下</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/>“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">舔自己的舌头</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">是个什么动作。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">) <br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">其实，这已经是一个发人深醒的哲学问题了，不过下面两句朴实无华的解说词肯定会让苏格拉底</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">和</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">尼采两位大师困惑到全身爆炸而死！：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/><br/>*</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这球算进，裁判判进球无效。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/> <br/>*AC</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">米兰队目前以</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">比</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">3</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">领先</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"></span> </p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"></span> </p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> <p><br/> <br/><br/></p></span></p><p><br/> <br/><br/></p>
[此贴子已经被作者于2007-7-14 21:22:55编辑过] <p>哈哈哈哈~~</p><p>我记得韩大嘴最无敌的一句话是：</p><p>5号把球断了！（这时韩老师看着屏幕上球员的背影说）5号球员叫sharp 5号把球传给了10号，呃？10号也叫sharp！。。。我们都知道足球场上经常会出现亲兄弟同时上场比赛的情景，比如劳德鲁普兄弟，内维尔兄弟。。。9号带球突破了一名后卫，9号也叫sharp？！！。。。（过了片刻）哦~对不起~sharp是球衣上的赞助商广告！</p> 好玩!有好多韩大嘴还不承认呢！ <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">hahahah ,俺是球盲，全片就看懂这个了-----各位观众，中秋节刚过，我给大家拜个晚年。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">的确够晚的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">) ，翻到最后都晕了~~~</font></span> <p>爱屋的乌，你只看懂了一句？不可能吧，和球没关的很多呢</p><p>比如，“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">西班牙某队员（人名没听见）带球突破对方前列腺</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">! </font></span>”、“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势</span>”、“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">这名队员的身高达到了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1。90</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">厘米。</span>”、“<font face="Times New Roman" size="1">
</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">球被守门员的后腿挡了一下！！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
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