口误（转贴）
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">有一次去名胜玩，爬山爬到了一半累的偶正想歇会儿，这时候突然看到路边有个买纪念品的欧巴桑，急忙上前高呼：“老婆</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">........</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">有次开车上路，恰有美女同事要求搭车。狂喜，然而她一上车偶就特紧张，转头对她说：“你把安全套带上，美女以后再不理偶了……郁闷</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">ing</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 15.75pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">内急，刚要去上厕所突然有人敲门，我连忙开门并招呼客人说：“你们先坐哈，我去给你们去倒点尿喝！”</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">本来是想说茶的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">大学毕业前去工厂实习，工人师傅分配机床时说：为了安全起见，我门尽量保证一个男同学和一个女同学合用一张床。当时所有男生都爆笑，女生都脸红。实习期间，几乎所有的用车床的活都是我帮和偶同床的女生做，最后考虑到她什么都不会作的话，一旦检查起来不太好，于是偶劝她也练练手。谁知道她眼睛一撇说：我已经习惯让你干了。顿时，偶起了一身冷痱子。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">偶对一个龙</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">m</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">开玩笑说：“到外面别说你认识偶，那样会影响我声誉！”龙</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">m</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">闻听说：“哦，你有生育，我怎么一直不晓得你会生育？”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">去电脑城买电脑，老板开价</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">4150</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">，我准备杀价</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">50</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">，就大声对老板说：老板</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">410</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">好吗……柜台里一声响亮，老板不见了……</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">女孩失恋了，女友们围拢来劝她：别着急，现在的社会两只脚的蛤蟆不好找，三条腿的男生有的是！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">上班高峰，公交车上人狂多，突然车厢内一猛男怒吼：妈了个脚！你踩我</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">B</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">上了！！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p> 不错好玩! 严重批评房版，应该放在水版！！偏心眼！油油，帮忙挪一下啊！ 收到我悔过，我悔过
<p>还你一个</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">几个男人在一家私人俱乐部中运动后进入更衣室休息，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">突然放在一条长凳上的手机响了起来，一个男人拿起它，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">接着就有如下的对话：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">喂？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">亲爱的，是我。你在俱乐部吗？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">是的。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">太棒了！我就在离你那儿只有两条街的购物商场内。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我看见一条非常漂亮的貂皮大衣，它非常高贵华丽！</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我可以将他买下吗？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">价格如何？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">只要</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">1,500</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">美元。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">好，如果你那么喜欢它，就去买下它吧。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">哦！我经过默西迪斯代理店时看见</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2003</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">年新款。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">那车款我十分喜欢，我已经和销售员交谈过，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">他愿意给我一个相当不错的价钱，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">再说我们也需要将去年买的宝马给换了。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">那他出什么价？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">只有</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">60,000</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">美元。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">: “</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">好吧，但价格这么贵，我希望它功能齐全。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">太棒了！在我们挂机之前，还有些事。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">什么事？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">可能看起来太多了，不过我是参考你的银行帐户来的。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">今天早上我经过房产代理处，发现去年我们看中的那幢房子正在拍卖！</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">你还记得吗？就是那幢带有一个游泳池，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">英式花园，停车场，位于海滨地区的。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">多少钱？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">只要</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">450,000</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">美元，这个价钱非常合理，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">而且我们银行还有足够多的钱。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">好吧，去买下它吧，但必须杀价到</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">420,000</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">美元，好吗？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">女</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">没问题，亲爱的！谢谢！我过会儿来看你！我爱你！</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">男</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">:“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">再见！我也爱你。</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">这个男人挂了线，关上手机的机盖，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">然后他漫不经心地举起那只握着手机的手</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">大声问所有在场的人：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br/>“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">有谁知道这支手机是TMD谁的？</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></p><p> </p> 谢谢面哥哥，谢谢油美眉妹妹，你们让我这一天心情大好啊........ 我听过这个,不过每次看都是暴笑! 好玩 <p>拼命鄙视楼主ID和第一楼笑话。</p>
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